Now, naturally, being such sophisticated blog-readers, I'm sure you don't fritter away your time reading the Red-tops - least of all some obstreperous, bolshy paper like my old tabloid, The Sun.
However, it is rather uplifting to see that - just occasionally - I can call in the odd favour.
Little item in today's Soaraway. Topping their "Whip" column.
And you never know ... it might, just possibly, lead to something:
"Former Eton boy William Coles has written a novel about a torrid affair between a 17-year-old pupil and his 23-year-old female piano teacher at his old school.
"The former Sun Royal reporter says the incident is based on a "true story" - though he wasn't the randy rascal himself. [Randy rascal indeed! Are they stuck in the 1950s?]
"However, one classmate was Tory MP "Bonking Boris" Johnson and Princess Di's brother Earl Spencer - not noted as a puritan - was in the same year.
"Others looking for clues in the book, The Well-Tempered Clavier, will doubtless be Tory leader Dave Cameron, who was two years below the author.
"Now who in this titivating trio can tinkle the ivories?"
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must remember to subscribe to your blog old chum - it just gets better and better. what would be interesting to all those of us who don't frequent a news stand from one end of the year to another would be to see a link to your piece in the Sun. And another link to the piece in the Mail.
has anyone guessed who the Randy Rascal is yet?
Well a few people have been close. But I can lie through my teeth like the best of them. So even when the chap's name was mentioned, I didn't turn a hair!
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