A number of have friends have inquired why I chose to illustrate my last posting about Maguire with a picture of a rather wizened grey monkey.
I can assure you, however, that it was NOT a monkey. This is genuinely what Maguire looks like.
But a very understandable mistake to make, nonetheless. No apology required.
This picture though is of a much more handsome chap altogether - Jamie, from Terinea, who is doing up my website. He is the techno-guy.
Doing a great job of it. You'll just love the new-look blog, I know you will. And he's even dug up a number of tasty pictures to daub around the periphery of the blog. You know the sort of thing - stuff that might be pertinent to The Well-Tempered Clavier book like pictures of Bach, sheet-music, et cetera ...
"And I've got a picture of a really gorgeous Asian girl!" trilled Jamie. "Lovely almond-skin. Just gorgeous. She'll be perfect!"
"Ahh," I said, temporizing a little. "Interesting. Tell me, Jamie, why do we want a picture of a gorgeous Asian girl on this web site?"
"Well I thought this guy, the hero of the book, was having a fling with an Indian bird ..."
"What?" I said. "What! Have you gone totally insane? She is not some Indian bird, no! Her name happens to be INDIA."
He was like a dog with a bone on this one. "So she doesn't have almond-skin?"
"No, No, and for the last time NO!" I said. "Her name is India, but she is totally caucasian. Do you think that everyone called Paris wears a beret and onions round their neck?"
Well, honestly ...
2 comments:
My boss was in tears.
Jamie
Website is coming along nicely
What sort of tears? Tears of laughter? Tears of shame? Crocodile tears? Or were they salt tears of compassion?
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